I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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