69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why did my mother make you get naked?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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