just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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