i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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