Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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