So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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