"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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... with Colonel Mustard in the Dining Hall with the Candle Holder
Yeah 10th grade is awesome
That's hot. No Hilton reference meant.
Lol @ cfrey. Shitty text, but that was worth it.
At least Santa had been down ahead of you!!