"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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... with Colonel Mustard in the Dining Hall with the Candle Holder
Yeah 10th grade is awesome
That's hot. No Hilton reference meant.
At least Santa had been down ahead of you!!
Lol @ cfrey. Shitty text, but that was worth it.