the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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