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  • Submitted by keto06 on Aug 23, 12 at 2:34pm

    yolo - you obviously lack originality

  • Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 23, 12 at 9:14pm

    The early bird is going to give you the worm.

  • Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Aug 23, 12 at 3:12pm

    YOLO is carpe diem for stupid people... As well as bad grammar.

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 12 at 8:11pm

      The only person who ever sounded good saying it was Mojo Nixon, in "Tie My Pecker to My Leg": "You only live once, so off with them pants!"

  • Submitted by Lilfreak269 on Aug 23, 12 at 7:48pm

    Using an acronym for a phrase that's supposed to be inspirational, to justify the retarded and immature things you do. Congratulations bitch.

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    Submitted by jdboal on Aug 24, 12 at 7:24am

    Yolo is about the dumbest thing this younger generation has come up with. Next to doing bath salts. No wonder the world might end. There will be no one left to procreate. Darwinism at it's finest.

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 23, 12 at 2:24pm

    make sure he takes his heart meds...you don't want him to have a heart attack while you're doing your duties....also, fail.

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      Submitted by Pronfairy on Aug 24, 12 at 12:18am

      If he dies he'll get carried out by his kickstand.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 24, 12 at 12:10am

    Downed for "yolo" alone. Also, does anyone else find it coincidental that an iPhone will inherently correct "yolo" to "tool"?

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      Submitted by satanslilhelper on Aug 25, 12 at 2:01pm

      no such thing as coincidence, Steve Jobs knew WTF was up

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    Submitted by jltc on Aug 23, 12 at 6:14pm

    Wow guys, you're so cool for trashing me for asking a goddamn question. And no, I don't live in my parents basement, I just hang around with smart people :D

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 24, 12 at 12:37am

      It is always better to Google than to ask. As for not knowing YOLO, I commend you for being removed from idiocy. I never heard it either outside of this site. Beyond that, unbunch your panties and quit whining.

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 10, 12 at 10:33pm

        @armchairguru - That's the kind of attitude that caused the younger generation to become retarded. They don't know how to interact with other people anymore.

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    Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 23, 12 at 7:05pm

    unless you follow buddism

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    Submitted by jltc on Aug 23, 12 at 4:08pm

    What the fuck does "yolo" mean?

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 23, 12 at 4:27pm

      It means the person you just heard say it is a fucking idiot.

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      Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 23, 12 at 4:34pm

      Shits not even new anymore....do you happen to live in your parents basement and lack commodities such as but not limited to the following: cell phone? computer (lap or desktop)? internet? basic cable for a television?....

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    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Aug 24, 12 at 12:50am

    that's not YOLO, that's just you being a cheap whore!

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    Submitted by raylene3 on Aug 23, 12 at 10:21pm

    I'm down voting you because you said yolo

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 12 at 8:15pm

    That was until he found out you use "YOLO". Many of us older gentlemen do have our standards. (No, not an AARP member yet, but give it a few years.)

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    Submitted by karazyboys on Aug 24, 12 at 8:42am

    And your life is 3/4 over so make the best of it

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    Submitted by NikkiNik on Aug 23, 12 at 2:32pm

    xD fuck it

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 24, 12 at 12:33am

    GetOffMyLawn! I'm so glad you got a date! She's a yolo saying idiot with daddy issues but hey it's something, right?

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    Submitted by squibkick on Aug 23, 12 at 10:36pm

    Hummers, Denny's and Cinema 6....sounds awesome.

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    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Aug 23, 12 at 6:28pm

    Kill him with fire!

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    Submitted by cluelesspy on Aug 23, 12 at 4:28pm

    jltc meet Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary meet another poor soul who will undoubtedly browse and walk away with the new lingo and still sound dumb...