I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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