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  • 94 52
    Submitted by sexting on Apr 24, 10 at 4:12pm

    this should say "i could literally track my booty calls by my parking tickets if i ever got knocked up."

  • 80 51
    Submitted by DivSt on Apr 24, 10 at 9:50pm

    Wait. You get knocked up by parking tickets?

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 6:55pm

    It should say, "I could literally track my booty calls, if I ever got knocked up, by my parking tickets." ori thiiiink that's what she meant!

  • 79 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 6:27pm

    F your life TFLN. Stop putting up retarded texts from retarded people

  • 71 61
    Submitted by 88cabro on Apr 24, 10 at 4:20pm

    It's not that hard, she gets parking tickets everytime she goes to someones house to smash, so she knows the date of every time she's had sex and the location from the ticket...

  • 69 63
    Submitted by jaywalkersc on Apr 24, 10 at 4:50pm

    You can't get knocked up by parking tickets!

  • 63 52
    Submitted by SaraJean on Apr 24, 10 at 4:06pm

    So you get horny and stupid?

  • 61 57
    Submitted by jaybram24 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:22am

    this is stupid. who is moderating this crap?

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 6:24pm

    If i ever got knocked up, i could literally track my booty calls by my parking tickets

  • 56 68
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 10:10pm

    Ohhh I get it now!!! She always get a parking ticket when she goes to someone house to hook up. So if she ever gets pregnant, she could know the date it was from the tickets. Ohhhhh

    • 66 51
      Submitted by mandoe182 on Apr 27, 10 at 12:56am

      i envy you for figuring that out, 'cause i was very lost. haha.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by This_Nigga on Apr 24, 10 at 4:04pm

    i don't get it

  • 53 64
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 4:06pm

    I don't get this at all