I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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this should say "i could literally track my booty calls by my parking tickets if i ever got knocked up."
Wait. You get knocked up by parking tickets?
It should say, "I could literally track my booty calls, if I ever got knocked up, by my parking tickets." ori thiiiink that's what she meant!
So you get horny and stupid?
F your life TFLN. Stop putting up retarded texts from retarded people
this is stupid. who is moderating this crap?
It's not that hard, she gets parking tickets everytime she goes to someones house to smash, so she knows the date of every time she's had sex and the location from the ticket...
If i ever got knocked up, i could literally track my booty calls by my parking tickets
You can't get knocked up by parking tickets!
i don't get it
I don't get this at all
Ohhh I get it now!!! She always get a parking ticket when she goes to someone house to hook up. So if she ever gets pregnant, she could know the date it was from the tickets. Ohhhhh
i envy you for figuring that out, 'cause i was very lost. haha.