Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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