i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
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you should see a therapist
A condom? How blaise.
Wear a sock, and be classy with it... an argyl sock.
Dicks do not tan. Trust me, I have spent many hours in a tanning booth and it is not a shade darker.
i think the purpose of this is to be funny, not serious jackasses.
and it is funny to imagine a guy walking around a nude beach with only a condom on
skin cancer on a dick=not attractive.
wear the condom, and sunscreen.
sicko! just do it the other way round. wrap yourself up and let your piece hang out.
Umm.. this is supposed to be funny?
condoms wont block the sun....
@ 3:05, thats fucking hilarious!!
the original poster should go to the nude beach by Robert Moses on Long Island and try it out
4.56 is right. Neither do balls. You'd just look like the perv you are.
You just want to go to a nude beach to stare at other cocks, homo
hahahahahah this is the funniest thing ive ever heard.
I love you! That's hilarious!
dont wear a condom. tan dicks are probably better hhhahahaa
it would be funny if it made any sense. what condoms has he found that have any sort of spf?
No, then you will just look like a retard, which would be apropriate in your case
You guys do realize that the point is that his dick would be lighter and look like he was wearing a condom all the time, right?
u dont like skin cancer on it, then get off...
Nude beach. That means naked beach correct?.. Why would you cover?