i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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