brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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