We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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