I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Peanut butter snatch?
Really hope there isn't peanut butter involved...
What's better, waking up with a dog between your legs, or a random guy?
Cumshot to the tits went a little further than anticipated?
he shot in your eye and left the dog to finish you off...NICE GUY !
Wait, so the dog is still in between your legs as you text? Beastiality FTL!!
Sounds like the beginning of a really bad porno.