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  • 57 32
    Submitted by crockpot on Dec 20, 11 at 4:24pm

    Ahhh, the penis trump card gets you everytime

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 20, 11 at 4:27pm

    I guess he was riding a moped?

  • 42 39
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 20, 11 at 10:57pm

    Hi, I have the personality of a lawn mower. But a huge pud pounder

  • 40 36
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 5:15pm

    id be worried why his penis was talking like in "Bruno"

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Mage42384 on Dec 20, 11 at 11:08pm

    I can only imagine what she was planning for him... ;-)

  • 37 32
    Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 1:31am

    His penis was gonna take its chances but then it took an arrow in the urethra

    • 39 49
      Submitted by iiSunshine on Dec 21, 11 at 11:28am

      Just for that reference, I will always love you..

      • 36 29
        Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 9:53pm

        Instead of saying I love you, why don't you give me an online suck off. Go ahead, suck it.\n======D\n))

        • 52 32
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 5:29pm

          oo=====(D (_(_)

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 20, 11 at 4:42pm

    Any good wingman knows that unless his penis says “it has been too long” you help out a friend in need

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 22, 11 at 10:01pm

    Jerry Sandusky?