His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Ahhh, the penis trump card gets you everytime
id be worried why his penis was talking like in "Bruno"
I can only imagine what she was planning for him... ;-)
His penis was gonna take its chances but then it took an arrow in the urethra
Just for that reference, I will always love you..
Instead of saying I love you, why don't you give me an online suck off. Go ahead, suck it.\n======D\n))
Any good wingman knows that unless his penis says “it has been too long” you help out a friend in need
I guess he was riding a moped?
Hi, I have the personality of a lawn mower. But a huge pud pounder