I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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