he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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