week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
