Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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