No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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