if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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