You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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Wood chips? Who has wood chips for a floor? Are you a fucking gerbil or something?
Are fucking gerbils the kind Richard Gere uses?
No, he's just a gerbil fucker.
he obviously lives in a treehouse you effing idiots
Bar crawl on a sawdust floor? haha!
How big are your nipples that you can get wood chips in them?
Is that why you hid behind the door with a condom AND a shirt?
ah, looks like the sweetheart has gorilla nipples
The floor must have been plywood. Lame text.