My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Well, if the commitment you made to your spouse didn't save you, at least something did!
If they have herpes I doubt a wedding band will stop them
I instantly pictured a wedding singer and his band telling you they were no-gos. I feel a bit let down by the reality of this text
exactly what i thought at first
Ur WEDDING should've saved u, not the ring. I give that marriage a month!!
You gotta watch for the herpegonacyphilaids now!¡!¡!¡¡
Never seen a ring plug a hole yet.