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  • Submitted by thatgirlsarah on Jul 27, 11 at 3:26pm

    Well, if the commitment you made to your spouse didn't save you, at least something did!

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 27, 11 at 4:03pm

    If they have herpes I doubt a wedding band will stop them

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 27, 11 at 3:48pm

    Never seen a ring plug a hole yet.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 27, 11 at 9:06pm

    I instantly pictured a wedding singer and his band telling you they were no-gos. I feel a bit let down by the reality of this text

    • 45 40
      Submitted by captainlaxbro on Jul 27, 11 at 9:16pm

      exactly what i thought at first

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    Submitted by ilovebjs6969 on Jul 29, 11 at 1:36am

    SLUT

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    Submitted by livnlrg8 on Jul 27, 11 at 6:19pm

    Ur WEDDING should've saved u, not the ring. I give that marriage a month!!

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:47pm

    LMFAO

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    Submitted by Rawesome69 on Jul 28, 11 at 10:34am

    You gotta watch for the herpegonacyphilaids now!¡!¡!¡¡

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    Submitted by spammer on Jul 28, 11 at 1:53am

    Fucking awesome