This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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