idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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