This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
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