I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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5:56(2). See what 5:56(1) did there? That actually took some thought, and was somewhat clever.
Yeah, yeah, I know. "You're clever". Fuck you.
Your intellect will thank you for finding a career instead. And you might find that you can have kids and a good job.
Hope you find a guy dumb enough to allow that one.
Agrees wit 1:28..why have children if your going to let someone else raise them 8-10 hours aday your ass is at work... There is no quality parent/child time... And picking your child up from the sitters/daycare feeding them fatty chicken nuggets and fries taking them home putting them in bed does not qualify as quality time.
Try searching cleaner, dumb broad!
HAHAHAHAHAHA 'making you a house wife' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like it's a PRIZE...
I go to university, ESPECIALLY to avoid a man from 'making me a house wife'.
OBVIOUSLY your good old fashioned values don't include "English" or "Grammar", well done- you should think about euthanasia, it's never too late for an abortion.
Lil kids really need to get off this site and/or app cuz yall are getting annoying with the quiet guy thing and replying "you're to every damn thing" get a life children.
I have a masters degree...good for you for going to university....still being a housewife isn't a negative thing. My god WTF is wrong w u?!?
"It's not listed because it's a position you have to apply for in person. Stop by my place, I'm taking applications due to a new opening"
HAHAHA I lol-ed
Go to walmart at three a.m, you'll meet someone of your social standing there.
1:28 spoken like a truly offended person in denial
And btw, your husband likes me better! ;)
I find nothing wrong with wanting to be a housewife. Maybe after having kids, though, cause then you'd really have nothing to live for.
It's not listed because it's a position you have to apply for in person. Stop by my place, I'm taking applications due to a new opening
I never said it was 'negative'... but I'd never submit to it. I don't rate the idea of having kids much either.
There are enough stupid, uneducated people, that thought it would be a clever idea to create some prodgeny- and I don't want to be lumped in their numbers.
I don't much care for marriage either.
Try "Sperm Receptacle".
Haha, like that one.
yes, yes I am lol-ed...... thanks for being entertaining 'you're'... honestly, some of the things you do are dumb, but some make me lol hard.
I'm Jesus Christ, everbody. Toucheth upon my penis, and repent. Repent all night long.
Kinda hit the glass ceiling there, huh?
Abortion & Euthanasia...
Spelling & Grammar
Working & Contributing to society...
Yeah, I care about HEAPS of things maaan. =]
Enough with the you're. It's stupid and juvinile. Go back to your junior high and die!!!
- quiet guy on the corner
me me me
Lol this is pretty funny
Plaza of *lil stubbz*
Im a housewife, I love mailmen!
1:35 I'm not married an have no children I just believe in good old fashioned values incldying actually raising your own children and cooking your family a meal :-) I'm sure you'll be lonely for a long Time tho so don't worry about any man making u a housewife
Thanx 6:16. I am inspired by quiet guys dead mother
search fastass former hot babes that let themselves go and are now bitchy and bitter about the MILFs that DIDN'T let themselves go.
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth
not sexist -- true. Most housewives have let themselves go and look like holy shit on toast. Guys let themselves go as well but not nwearly as bad as the chickies
hahaha 6:02, that was good
Hahahaha you're guy makes the texts so much better.
i want to be a housewife... i never thought about monster, cause craigslist leads to getting murdered
Is there anything you do actually care about besides you selfcentered ass 2:35
I'm a mailman I love housewives
Do you wanna get humped? I'll put my dick on yo leg.
I'm a flamming homo
Look Frau-wannabe. Buy some doughnuts and a mou-mou and get to it then. Quit talking about it
Nazi bastards. Where's bjg?
why not study really hard and get a good job and retire early?
What kind of housewives are you lookin at bc I've seen plenty of hot ones who didn't let themselves go and no being a housewife is not sexist. There are educated housewives who rather enjoy caring for their children and husband and not sending their kids to another fucking daycare and letting their husbands get
Bored and fuck their secretaries
I'm a fat middle aged man and I'm offended! Cunt bitch fucking whore slit snapper gash! I fuck you on the ear and pee in your butt!
Maybe if he used his shtick sparingly, 6:09. Now it's just played out.
If you're pretty you can find an ugly asshole with money who is into making sacrifices for appearances.
8:11 has never seen men with beer bellies past their thighs. The weird spotty facial hair. Overgrown happy trails. That bizarre no-chin-no-neck look. Fat middle aged men are disgusting, waaaay more than any woman.
Fuck the person who says housewife sucks!
search housewife/gigagalleries...it'll be educational, and fun!
i don't understand housewives. i would be resentful and bored, probably.
It's not like that's sexist or anything, maybe if you lived in the Ukraine...
You're you're the person..
perhaps you need a space between house and wife.
Bit only cuz you said so
Freon = quiet guy!