the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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