Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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