I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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