I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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