the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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