When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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the first guy who said 'ripped' fomr w/e site needs to die. now. and im taking being quarter with rope, horses, the whole shebang. i will come for you. watch your windows at night. and don't worry, i have my ways of finding you.
you're done. and don't run, i will find you.
This cashier at wal mart was hot so I went through and bought trojan magnum XLs. Ended up hookin up with her a week later, and she saw the lifestyles junior edition
condoms are for the unmarried!
hahha i bought starburts and condoms the other day, dude behind the counter said "enjoy" as i walked out the store...
lol @ 4:54pm thats the story of my life
I want to know which.
I do that all the time, but you're forgetting the bottle of wine.
The bare essentials!
whatever. does it really matter that much? it's all for fun anyway.
reminds me of the time my bf and i went to the market and bought only red bull and condoms. not subtle at all...
See, this could be for a solo-watching of a porn flick with plans for an easy clean up just as easily as it could be for a date that you are hoping goes well.
The next step is obviously, "hey, you wanna come over and watch a movie?"
Chapelle show reenactment of the dick in the movie popcorn???? Very nice
Completely agree with the missing wine.
If I was the grocery store employee, I would remind you to buy hand cream, and kleenex for you to clean yourself up afterwards...
who cares, it's still funny...what's up with the rip-off nazis in the comments?!
I once checked out a father/son duo buying nothing but beer and condoms. I'm not sure if I wanna know whats up with them >.>
This is funny because I recently walked out of Target with condoms and and a bag of Skittles.
6:47... dane cook!? haha\namazing
lol. it reminds me of the time i went to the publix and we bought 3 things. a 12 pack of red bull, cookie dough, and condoms. talk about high energy sex. lmao
hahaa today i got a hella funny look from the cashier when i bought diet pills and a dozen donuts.
Honestly? Been to that new fml site and the layout really bothers me, because I am a details nerd.
Also, I'm sure people submitted their drunk texts to both sites so that they'd have a better chance of getting posted. Crazy thought, I know.
one night at tesco i bought condoms, popcorn, and batteries. 'twas a good night.
there's prob just one rip-off nazi. if you don't like it, stay away from this site. get over it.
haha i buy condoms gun magazines and whisky together all the time and get funny looks...........
try condoms and a santa hat. cashier: "enjoy your night?"
first 406 number I have seen posted.
hmmmm, where in montana could you be buying your condoms and popcorn??? haha