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  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:38pm

    Completely agree with the missing wine. If I was the grocery store employee, I would remind you to buy hand cream, and kleenex for you to clean yourself up afterwards...

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:33pm

    The bare essentials!

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:23am

    I do that all the time, but you're forgetting the bottle of wine.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:27am

    condoms are for the unmarried!

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:38am

    the first guy who said 'ripped' fomr w/e site needs to die. now. and im taking being quarter with rope, horses, the whole shebang. i will come for you. watch your windows at night. and don't worry, i have my ways of finding you. cunt. you're done. and don't run, i will find you.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:02pm

    hahha i bought starburts and condoms the other day, dude behind the counter said "enjoy" as i walked out the store...

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:09am

    This cashier at wal mart was hot so I went through and bought trojan magnum XLs. Ended up hookin up with her a week later, and she saw the lifestyles junior edition

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38pm

    I want to know which.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:37pm

    The next step is obviously, "hey, you wanna come over and watch a movie?"

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:46pm

    whatever. does it really matter that much? it's all for fun anyway. reminds me of the time my bf and i went to the market and bought only red bull and condoms. not subtle at all...

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:22pm

    who cares, it's still funny...what's up with the rip-off nazis in the comments?!

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28pm

    This is funny because I recently walked out of Target with condoms and and a bag of Skittles.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:54am

    Chapelle show reenactment of the dick in the movie popcorn???? Very nice

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38pm

    See, this could be for a solo-watching of a porn flick with plans for an easy clean up just as easily as it could be for a date that you are hoping goes well.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:07pm

    Honestly? Been to that new fml site and the layout really bothers me, because I am a details nerd. Also, I'm sure people submitted their drunk texts to both sites so that they'd have a better chance of getting posted. Crazy thought, I know.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:57pm

    lol @ 4:54pm thats the story of my life

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:36pm

    I once checked out a father/son duo buying nothing but beer and condoms. I'm not sure if I wanna know whats up with them >.>

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:47pm

    --cinematic adventure--

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:56pm

    hahaa today i got a hella funny look from the cashier when i bought diet pills and a dozen donuts.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:18am

    haha i buy condoms gun magazines and whisky together all the time and get funny looks...........

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:42pm

    there's prob just one rip-off nazi. if you don't like it, stay away from this site. get over it.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:34am

    one night at tesco i bought condoms, popcorn, and batteries. 'twas a good night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:31am

    lol. it reminds me of the time i went to the publix and we bought 3 things. a 12 pack of red bull, cookie dough, and condoms. talk about high energy sex. lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:37am

    try condoms and a santa hat. cashier: "enjoy your night?"

  • 55 86
    Submitted by guitarlizard on May 22, 10 at 2:54am

    6:47... dane cook!? haha\namazing

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:25pm

    first 406 number I have seen posted. hmmmm, where in montana could you be buying your condoms and popcorn??? haha lol