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  • the first guy who said 'ripped' fomr w/e site needs to die. now. and im taking being quarter with rope, horses, the whole shebang. i will come for you. watch your windows at night. and don't worry, i have my ways of finding you. cunt. you're done. and don't run, i will find you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:38am
  • This cashier at wal mart was hot so I went through and bought trojan magnum XLs. Ended up hookin up with her a week later, and she saw the lifestyles junior edition

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:09am
  • condoms are for the unmarried!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:27am
  • hahha i bought starburts and condoms the other day, dude behind the counter said "enjoy" as i walked out the store...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:02pm
  • lol @ 4:54pm thats the story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:57pm
  • I want to know which.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38pm
  • I do that all the time, but you're forgetting the bottle of wine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:23am
  • The bare essentials!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:33pm
  • whatever. does it really matter that much? it's all for fun anyway. reminds me of the time my bf and i went to the market and bought only red bull and condoms. not subtle at all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:46pm
  • See, this could be for a solo-watching of a porn flick with plans for an easy clean up just as easily as it could be for a date that you are hoping goes well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38pm
  • The next step is obviously, "hey, you wanna come over and watch a movie?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Chapelle show reenactment of the dick in the movie popcorn???? Very nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:54am
  • Completely agree with the missing wine. If I was the grocery store employee, I would remind you to buy hand cream, and kleenex for you to clean yourself up afterwards...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:38pm
  • who cares, it's still funny...what's up with the rip-off nazis in the comments?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I once checked out a father/son duo buying nothing but beer and condoms. I'm not sure if I wanna know whats up with them >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:36pm
  • This is funny because I recently walked out of Target with condoms and and a bag of Skittles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28pm
  • 6:47... dane cook!? haha\namazing

    Submitted by guitarlizard on May 22, 10 at 2:54am
  • lol. it reminds me of the time i went to the publix and we bought 3 things. a 12 pack of red bull, cookie dough, and condoms. talk about high energy sex. lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:31am
  • hahaa today i got a hella funny look from the cashier when i bought diet pills and a dozen donuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Honestly? Been to that new fml site and the layout really bothers me, because I am a details nerd. Also, I'm sure people submitted their drunk texts to both sites so that they'd have a better chance of getting posted. Crazy thought, I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:07pm
  • one night at tesco i bought condoms, popcorn, and batteries. 'twas a good night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:34am
  • --cinematic adventure--

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:47pm
  • there's prob just one rip-off nazi. if you don't like it, stay away from this site. get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:42pm
  • haha i buy condoms gun magazines and whisky together all the time and get funny looks...........

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:18am
  • try condoms and a santa hat. cashier: "enjoy your night?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:37am
  • first 406 number I have seen posted. hmmmm, where in montana could you be buying your condoms and popcorn??? haha lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:25pm