When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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the first guy who said 'ripped' fomr w/e site needs to die. now. and im taking being quarter with rope, horses, the whole shebang. i will come for you. watch your windows at night. and don't worry, i have my ways of finding you.
you're done. and don't run, i will find you.
This cashier at wal mart was hot so I went through and bought trojan magnum XLs. Ended up hookin up with her a week later, and she saw the lifestyles junior edition
condoms are for the unmarried!
hahha i bought starburts and condoms the other day, dude behind the counter said "enjoy" as i walked out the store...
lol @ 4:54pm thats the story of my life
whatever. does it really matter that much? it's all for fun anyway.
reminds me of the time my bf and i went to the market and bought only red bull and condoms. not subtle at all...
The bare essentials!
I want to know which.
See, this could be for a solo-watching of a porn flick with plans for an easy clean up just as easily as it could be for a date that you are hoping goes well.
Chapelle show reenactment of the dick in the movie popcorn???? Very nice
I do that all the time, but you're forgetting the bottle of wine.
The next step is obviously, "hey, you wanna come over and watch a movie?"
who cares, it's still funny...what's up with the rip-off nazis in the comments?!
I once checked out a father/son duo buying nothing but beer and condoms. I'm not sure if I wanna know whats up with them >.>
Completely agree with the missing wine.
If I was the grocery store employee, I would remind you to buy hand cream, and kleenex for you to clean yourself up afterwards...
6:47... dane cook!? haha\namazing
This is funny because I recently walked out of Target with condoms and and a bag of Skittles.
lol. it reminds me of the time i went to the publix and we bought 3 things. a 12 pack of red bull, cookie dough, and condoms. talk about high energy sex. lmao
Honestly? Been to that new fml site and the layout really bothers me, because I am a details nerd.
Also, I'm sure people submitted their drunk texts to both sites so that they'd have a better chance of getting posted. Crazy thought, I know.
one night at tesco i bought condoms, popcorn, and batteries. 'twas a good night.
hahaa today i got a hella funny look from the cashier when i bought diet pills and a dozen donuts.
haha i buy condoms gun magazines and whisky together all the time and get funny looks...........
there's prob just one rip-off nazi. if you don't like it, stay away from this site. get over it.
first 406 number I have seen posted.
hmmmm, where in montana could you be buying your condoms and popcorn??? haha
try condoms and a santa hat. cashier: "enjoy your night?"