conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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