I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What a dumb baby whore.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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