like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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