Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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wow way to miss the sarcasm everyone. it's hilarious!
The slutcake is a lie.
1-403 is definitely a fatty, worrying more about who bought cake than the slutty things the friend did.
neither of them are fat by a text, 1-403 just wanted a slut to bone.
definitely like the low-fat version...
You should've taken the funnytextcake.
Fatty McFatty Fatty
Fatty fatty no parents.