just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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