If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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love my home!! keep it real wyo!
"and if the crabs get outta control, just uh hitt'em wit da shampoo der"
That is one of the best ones ever...
Back in 'Nam we ate lobsters every night in the jungle
loves me some lob-sta!
Haha! Represent the WYO w/ the lobsters
These lobsters are making me horny
Oh baby suck on my slimy dick. Cover me in butter sauce.
Ha funny ass shit. Last one so far
Love how everyone's giving this a thumbs up when it's a potential suicide
I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick
I want some lobsters with some vagina on them
Haha. I like this one.
EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!
Good shit.. Perfect visual, props
its not really that funny...........
Can I marry this person, please? Guy or girl..whatev. I'm really hoping it's a guy though because I'm a straight female.
ill be at your funeral, gotta pay my respects to your cutting edge ingenuity.
Go on, do it. I double dare you.
Keep it classy Laramie/ Cheyenne. Drunk\nCollege kids are funneh.
This is actually really clever and funny. I dig it.,,
That is the best fake suicide plan ever.
One of the best I've seen haha