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Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.

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(607): View more from New York

so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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(925): View more from California

Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday

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(519): View more from Ontario

I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats

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(424): View more from California

This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

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(315): View more from New York

I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

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(216): View more from Ohio

welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.

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