I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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