As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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