taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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