So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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Talking on the phone whilst shitting is one thing... but talking with your mom? Have you no decency, man???
hahahaha i like this one
I'm pretty sure this guy is at a bar or other public restroom and the kid he heard is trying to tell his mom he is at his dorm aka not partying. It's funny (kind of) bc the kid in college has to lie to his mom about where he is
I don't get it. What's so interesting about this?
Yeah, he's probably in a public restroom (as in NOT his dorm restroom) and therefore lying to his mother. Still not super funny though.
So you live in the dorms to ... Does that make you a kid to?
once again connecticut, we are stupid. thanks.
I don't get what's funny about this at all. The fact that he's shitting while talking to his mom?? Big deal, Im always on the phone while in the bathroom.. When u gotta go, u gotta go. It's not like they can see/smell it thru the phone
why do all the tfln suck today?! Boooooo!
This has nothing to do with alcohol or drugs. Wtf? Fuck you, TFLN. This shit's not even remotely funny.
I always talk on the phone when I take a shit ten mute the phone when my shit plops into the toilet so the other person doesn't hear :))
I do this all the time and to my mom too and I dont lie about it. This text is so stupid.
Phone use while shitting or peeing should only occur if mutually agreed upon by both parties. Srsly! I don't wanna hear you shit.
203 is the area code of the original PRETZEL guy.
Prolly the most retarded one I read
I have totally said this to my mom. I find humor in it.
How do you know he is talking to his mum? Obviously fake.
Who hasn't talked on the phone while on the can?