Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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