She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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