And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
