Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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