ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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