your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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