is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
