Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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