Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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