His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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He saved you a lot of work in making a sandwich so it's like he gave you a day off AND sex...WIN!
What.. No 5 dollar footlong references.. People are slacking..
So you both get to eat at the same time
Yes. Go men!
He must have messed up pretty bad this time
exercise and a healthy lunch...
Probably a meat lovers sandwich.
6 inch or 12
He could have done you a bigger favor and had sex with the subway sandwich.
I think that one went over your head
DrBrian, she wouldn't even have to pay half price for that then...
FIVE. FIVE DOLLA. FIVE DOLLA FOOT LOOOOONGGGG.
Must be said..... He give you two different 6 inches. (dream on boys when it comes to your penis take about 5 inches off what you think it is!)
I hate to be a downer but you hold little value of yourself!
I prefer Quiznos