His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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He saved you a lot of work in making a sandwich so it's like he gave you a day off AND sex...WIN!
What.. No 5 dollar footlong references.. People are slacking..
So you both get to eat at the same time
Yes. Go men!
He could have done you a bigger favor and had sex with the subway sandwich.
I think that one went over your head
He must have messed up pretty bad this time
exercise and a healthy lunch...
Probably a meat lovers sandwich.
6 inch or 12
DrBrian, she wouldn't even have to pay half price for that then...
I hate to be a downer but you hold little value of yourself!
FIVE. FIVE DOLLA. FIVE DOLLA FOOT LOOOOONGGGG.
Must be said..... He give you two different 6 inches. (dream on boys when it comes to your penis take about 5 inches off what you think it is!)
I prefer Quiznos