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  • Am I the only one wondering if this was sent by the recipient's father?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:28pm
  • post your funny one 5:18. im bored with all these

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:22pm
  • I'm gonna put it out there and say it tastes like pickles because of a vinegar douche. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I LOVE the pretzel dude... Sometimes he's the only thing thats funny cuz some of these texts are certainly LAME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:20pm
  • First! And what are bread and butter chips?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Its the same thing to me only with pretzels XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Wow if someone told me that I would kill them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:01pm
  • What oh what is a bread and butter chip?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Shame on u Nassau county shame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:54am
  • It's even funnier if it's someone's father sending this to his kid. Ha I love when families are open like this, you never know what anyone might say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 601 I ate your mom out and she tasted like blue cheese. Are you going to kill me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • This is fuckin' nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:33pm
  • I believe this is a pickle reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:27pm
  • No funny texts anymore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:26pm
  • i ate my friends gmom out holy shit old women are crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:22pm
  • I found this funny only because he's bragging about eating his friend's mom out..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:53pm
  • im in love with stacey's mom woohoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:26am
  • bc my mom tastes like creamy salty sourdough?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:11pm
  • It'd be funnier if they were dill 432

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 9:17 stop fueling the pretzel fire! 432

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:00am
  • Because they ooze fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 1217 wins word for the day... vagina-ish... you owe me a new keyboard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:29am
  • someone is really obsessed with pretzels here, or there is some inside pretzel joke that i am unaware of... they do taste good though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Ha, vagina-ish was the best I could do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:31am
  • bread and butter chips another name for b&b pickles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:43pm
  • This is probably some teenage dudes mom's new boyfriend. Bread and butter pickles are kinda gross and not very vagina-ish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:17am
  • today has not been the best, but funny none the less, my friend sent me funnier ones than this today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:18pm
  • It could have been worse.., It could have been: "Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out my mom?" -Thard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:06am
  • lmao only in the 516

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:49pm
  • WTF are bread & butter chips?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:31pm
  • it would be FUNNIER if it was true but you all know it isnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:09pm
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