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  • 73 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:28pm

    Am I the only one wondering if this was sent by the recipient's father?

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    Its the same thing to me only with pretzels XD

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:22pm

    post your funny one 5:18. im bored with all these

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:01pm

    Wow if someone told me that I would kill them

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:20pm

    I LOVE the pretzel dude... Sometimes he's the only thing thats funny cuz some of these texts are certainly LAME!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:18pm

    First! And what are bread and butter chips?

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:26pm

    No funny texts anymore...

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:33pm

    This is fuckin' nasty.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:27pm

    I believe this is a pickle reference

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:19pm

    It's even funnier if it's someone's father sending this to his kid. Ha I love when families are open like this, you never know what anyone might say.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:29am

    1217 wins word for the day... vagina-ish... you owe me a new keyboard

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:17pm

    someone is really obsessed with pretzels here, or there is some inside pretzel joke that i am unaware of... they do taste good though

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    601 I ate your mom out and she tasted like blue cheese. Are you going to kill me?

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    bread and butter chips another name for b&b pickles

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:15pm

    Because they ooze fat

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:22pm

    i ate my friends gmom out holy shit old women are crazy

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:06am

    It could have been worse.., It could have been: "Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out my mom?" -Thard

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:17am

    This is probably some teenage dudes mom's new boyfriend. Bread and butter pickles are kinda gross and not very vagina-ish.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:26am

    im in love with stacey's mom woohoooo

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    What oh what is a bread and butter chip?

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:53pm

    I found this funny only because he's bragging about eating his friend's mom out..

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:41pm

    I'm gonna put it out there and say it tastes like pickles because of a vinegar douche. Just sayin'.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:11pm

    bc my mom tastes like creamy salty sourdough?

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:54am

    Shame on u Nassau county shame

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:01pm

    It'd be funnier if they were dill 432

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:18pm

    today has not been the best, but funny none the less, my friend sent me funnier ones than this today

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:31am

    Ha, vagina-ish was the best I could do!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:31pm

    WTF are bread & butter chips?

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:49pm

    lmao only in the 516

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:00am

    9:17 stop fueling the pretzel fire! 432

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:09pm

    it would be FUNNIER if it was true but you all know it isnt