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  • 67 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:28pm
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    Am I the only one wondering if this was sent by the recipient's father?

  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:45pm
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    Its the same thing to me only with pretzels XD

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:01pm
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    Wow if someone told me that I would kill them

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:20pm
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    I LOVE the pretzel dude... Sometimes he's the only thing thats funny cuz some of these texts are certainly LAME!

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:18pm
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    First! And what are bread and butter chips?

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:19pm
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    It's even funnier if it's someone's father sending this to his kid. Ha I love when families are open like this, you never know what anyone might say.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:22pm
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    post your funny one 5:18. im bored with all these

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:15pm
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    Because they ooze fat

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:33pm
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    This is fuckin' nasty.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:26pm
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    No funny texts anymore...

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:26am
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    im in love with stacey's mom woohoooo

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:17pm
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    someone is really obsessed with pretzels here, or there is some inside pretzel joke that i am unaware of... they do taste good though

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:41pm
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    I'm gonna put it out there and say it tastes like pickles because of a vinegar douche. Just sayin'.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:32pm
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    What oh what is a bread and butter chip?

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:27pm
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    I believe this is a pickle reference

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:11pm
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    bc my mom tastes like creamy salty sourdough?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:08pm
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    601 I ate your mom out and she tasted like blue cheese. Are you going to kill me?

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:43pm
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    bread and butter chips another name for b&b pickles

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:06am
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    It could have been worse.., It could have been: "Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out my mom?" -Thard

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:29am
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    1217 wins word for the day... vagina-ish... you owe me a new keyboard

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:53pm
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    I found this funny only because he's bragging about eating his friend's mom out..

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:22pm
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    i ate my friends gmom out holy shit old women are crazy

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:31am
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    Ha, vagina-ish was the best I could do!

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:18pm
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    today has not been the best, but funny none the less, my friend sent me funnier ones than this today

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:54am
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    Shame on u Nassau county shame

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:09pm
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    it would be FUNNIER if it was true but you all know it isnt

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:17am
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    This is probably some teenage dudes mom's new boyfriend. Bread and butter pickles are kinda gross and not very vagina-ish.

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:31pm
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    WTF are bread & butter chips?

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:00am
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    9:17 stop fueling the pretzel fire! 432

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:01pm
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    It'd be funnier if they were dill 432

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:49pm
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    lmao only in the 516